mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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