Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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