Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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