and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
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I'm passing your future prison.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!