so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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