why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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