Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
