Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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