I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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