Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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