wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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