I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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