Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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