My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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