Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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