I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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