med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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