the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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