I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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