Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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