To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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