Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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