WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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