...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
50% drunk capacity currently
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Randomize