She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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