The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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