Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(850): View more from Florida

We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs

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(415): View more from California

I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.

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(585): View more from New York

And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies

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