the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.