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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.

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(707): View more from California

He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.

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(631): View more from New York

Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne

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(434): View more from Virginia

You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.

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