i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.