he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..