Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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