Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!