this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again