My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist