Got a toothbrush?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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