i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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