You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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