So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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