Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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