I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.