I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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