So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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