so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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