No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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