i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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