what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just wanna be euthanized