Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.