grinding to god bless the USA? really?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.