did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?