Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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