chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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