Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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