I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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