there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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