the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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