dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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