A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....