Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.