She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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